Buick...

I have absolutely no clue what you are.

Its every where...

T.V. shows such as CSI, SVU, and NCSI have lead me to believe that there is blood and semen on everything.

hmmmm...

Everyone brings their dogs to the beach, why not their cats??

lll do it to you..

Things I have found funny/strange in the last 24 hours...

1. Black people with blond hair (its not meant to be raciest its just strange).

2. Why do all the Walmart greeters always seem to be at least 100 years old?
3. The term 'food baby'. I just had a ton of americanized chinese food and to think of me having a cheese wonton baby just makes me laugh.
4. The Helen Keller twitter page... http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller
5. When people try and tell me how something works when they themselves have no clue.
6. This blog... http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
7. Possibly blowing the left side of the speakers in my moms car well listening to Casey Jones.

To Start It All Off...

I have created this blog to share what I find funny/strange. It may be stories from something that has happened to me, something I found on the internet, something someone said/did, or just the random B.S. that goes though my head that keeps me going through the day. I don't plan on using this to bitch about things that happen to me although it may happen every now and then. Like right about now. Some of that, if not all, or most of that bitching will probably have to deal with one of the fallowing, this list is subject to change and is in no particular order other then they piss me off and/or confuse me...

1. Hummers - Why, why, why in the world would you drive one of those around town? Do you not notice the money that is draining out of your pocket do to gas consumption? Also, did I mention there pointless when you live in an urban neighborhood and not in the desert and or Hamelin Mountains? It's like three miles to the gallon with those things!

2. Tribal/Armband Tattoos - More then likely you are not in a tribe of any sort, so what in God's good name would posses you to get that. You may be a very nice and cool person, but me oh my, your screwing up hardcore. If you are in a tribe I am sorry, this does not apply to you. By some chance, if some how, a tribal design tattoo and/or armband tattoo design has meaning to you, good for you, you still look like a tool.

3. Girls Wearing Timberland Boots - It's weird! Please stop. My personal opinion is that it doesn't and never will look good. It’s just how I feel about it. Please knock it off.

There are other things that I don't understand in this world such as the three listed above, they may appear on here one day.

On another note, sometime I may find it necessary to put music up on there. I may find a band that I like and believe that whom ever is reading this should check out. I wouldn't do it the entire time do to the fact that I do not want this to be one of those blogs.

Also, I CAN'T SPELL WORTH SHIT. I am already well aware of this fact and I don't need any remind of it so please if you could refrain from correcting my miss spellings I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you very much.

I'm going to try and update this as often as possible but who knows.

Lastly I will end this post with this commercial. It made my day yesterday, and I hope you enjoy it. Its the newest Mighty Taco TV advertisement. Go to the link...

http://www.paragonadvertising.com/portfolio_newwork_13.php